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[wanderingarchon]

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I AM NOT SORRY

[warbun]

o o o
[Going out with Rhys is always a good time, since he's as game for the strange and silly as she is. Which is why they're huddled together in a booth in this very... sexually liberated establishment, giggling over the glasses that their ale has arrived in.]

I'm a little disappointed that the cock on mine doesn't stick out more. He's quite flaccid.

of course you're not

[wanderingarchon]

[ Let it be said Lizzie always took him to the most interesting places. He never knew how she found them and most of the time he was a little afraid to ask.

he snickered at her comment taking a sip from his own interesting glass. ]

Want to trade? This one has very nice breasts.

[warbun]

[Lizzie's an adventurous sort in more ways than one. And yes, it's better not to ask.]

I'd hate to take such a lovely pair of breasts away from you. I'll just request a lady glass with the next round.

[Good tits should be enjoyed by all! Even if they're glass.]

I have to wonder where someone even purchases these sorts of glasses. They'd have to be specially commissioned, I'd think...

[wanderingarchon]

[ So magnanimous. ]

These are nice, but I've also beheld better. [ What can he say he's a boob guy, also an ass guy. ]

Why, you thinking of getting some for the FC house? I would love to see some reactions to that.

reaper buddies :eyes:

[inklongdry]

Reaper buddies who eventually kiss???

[wanderingarchon]

[ Rhys sighed as he drained the last of his drink, putting the glass back down on the small table at the back of the tavern a little too hard. Not that anyone noticed the noise, or him, which suited him just fine. It had been a long down of chasing down leads only for his quarry to be one step ahead of him still. It was getting frustrating.

He’d been tracking a group of bandits who had been using a voidsent to terrorize settlements and while it seemed like an easy job when he took it; so far it had been anything but. So it looked like tonight he was going to get drunk as he signaled a waitress for another round. ]

consider: reaper buddies who are already fwb

[inklongdry]

[ The thing about bounty hunting is usually there are only so many bounties to go around, and any number of people could be after the same target at the same time. Arthur himself has been on the trail of these voidsent-wielding bandits for some time, and now that trail has gone worryingly cold.

A stop at the local tavern seemed to be in order - not just for a drink, but perhaps he can dig around for some information while he’s there. He notices a few familiar faces around the place as he walks in, but none quite so familiar as the Viera sitting in the back corner. The corner of his mouth curves up into a smirk as he heads over and makes himself right at home at Rhys’ table. ]

Long night?

consider: yes

[wanderingarchon]

[ He’s about to tell whoever sat down that he’s really not in the mood for company when he catches a glimpse of familiar red hair and he looks up fully. His mouth curves up into a small smirk. There aren’t many people who he’d let stay after the day he’s had. Arthur however breaks most of his rules. ]

Long week. [ He picks his newly refreshed drink and takes a long swallow. ]

What brings you to this classy establishment?

[inklongdry]

[ Arthur raises a hand to catch the barkeep's attention, angling his head at Rhys in a "I'll have what he's having" sort of gesture. The fellow nods and disappears behind the bar, while Arthur turns his attention back to his fellow Viera. Blue eyes peek over the tops of his shaded spectacles, his grin losing some of its edge as the conversation turns towards matters of business. ]

The same thing as you, I'd reckon. Why is it always bandits?

[wanderingarchon]

Because when it comes down to it most of them have shite for brains.

[ He sighs and knocks back the rest of his drink, motioning for another when the barkeep makes Arthur's.]

So it's lead you here, can I assume this is where your trail ended as well?

[inklongdry]

That you can.

[ He frowns a bit, folding his hands on the table between them. He contemplates the top of the table for a moment, lantern light glinting off his glasses. ]

Entire gangs of bandits don’t just up and vanish like this, especially not the ones mucking around with voidsent. It’s right swiving strange.

what if we kissed at seal rock?

[bravekeeper]

Is it just me, or do our fellows seem especially agitated today?

[Granted, these large-scale exercises hosted by the Grand Companies tended to be rather high-energy by default, but there was a definite edge of anxiety among their ranks today as adventurers assembled just behind the gates to the staged battlefield ahead. It felt like they wanted to win more than usual.

Fair enough, she supposes. Lose enough of these and it starts to rub a bit raw.]

I think we're in for a good show, either way.

Re: what if we kissed at seal rock?

[wanderingarchon]

Can you blame them? The Malestrom has kicked our arses the last two rounds of this. I think some of them might be out for blood this time.

[ Not that he blamed them, although he also wanted to remind them that if they would listen to their leaders they might actually come out with a victory this time. Herding adventurers was like herding a rambunctious group of kittens. ]

Definitely a good show. Hopefully people feel like defending points today.

[bravekeeper]

It's as good incentive as any, really.

[Naturally, anyone would get tired of losing— especially after how badly they'd been thrashed the last two matches. Of course, coordination was always a big part of it... these mock battles really were like herding cats at times, no offense to any of their miqo'te companions.]

Maybe if we shout 'defense' loudly enough, someone will listen.

[She doesn't sound convinced, though.]

[wanderingarchon]

Well, it can’t hurt to try. At least we know how to defend. Even if that means nothing if the entire opposing team comes to take our points. We’ll just try and stick close together, yeah?

[ It was always good knowing Amri had his back, and not just because she was one of the only healers they had in the group today. He knew without having to worry that she would be right next to him fighting. ]

[bravekeeper]

The two of us against the raging horde again, hmm?

[That's a familiar tale, for them— she's become quite used to that particular scenario.]

You know, we've gotten pretty good at giving them a run for their money, even when outnumbered. Of course, I'd never dream of running off on my own.

[They're too good a team for that! Not to mention it would just be feeding the others points if she did, no matter how good her conjury was.]